A Festivus for the rest of us!

Don’t miss this annual tradition to let out complaints and fight your father. Activities start at 8 pm with a panel of judges ready to award prizes! Plus we’ll be fully stocked on everything you need to get through the holidays—it’s a Festivus miracle!

Airing of Grievances

Get ready to let it all out! Take a minute or two to tell those you love all the ways they’ve disappointed you this past year. Sign up before December 23 and get a complimentary beer during the event! In-person signups will be available if space allows.

Feats of Strength

Rock, paper, scissors. Be ready for anything—no bodily harm, we promise. Sign up before December 23 and get a complimentary beer during the event! In-person signups will be available if space allows.

Festivus Pole

Because tinsel is distracting.

Pole-aroids

Snap a photo with the pole!

Last Minute Gifts

Fair State merch and memberships make great gifts!