Bourbon-barrel aged stout with vanilla beans. Sure, it’s not lasagna, but it beats the pants off of your average Monday. Also Nermal can gtfo. Aaaaanyway, Heckin’ Chonker is a luxurious blend of multiple barrel-aged stouts with a hint of fresh stout added for vibrancy. It’s ideal for naps in sunbeams, if you can find a suitable one in the winter.