Hack the Gibson
Hazy IPA with Terpenes
Hack the Gibson is a hazy IPA employing the latest in aroma technology. We’ve blended the choicest hand-selected Mosaic with hyper-potent Terpene blends to create a fully styled out masterpiece. Drinking this beer is a sensory experience akin to flying around inside a giant computer while wearing a super cool eye piece thing and being called a dickweed by the guy from Short Circuit. It’s got a 28.8 modem and an active matrix display with a million psychedelic colors, a killer refresh rate, and triple the speed of a Pentium. It’s cooler than Zero Cool himself.
THE FUTURE! Also lots of tropical fruits, the stickiest dankness imaginable, and other stuff
Terpenes added at packaging