Fair State Total Landscaping: here for all your press conference needs. We definitely aren’t a five star hotel, and we actually do share an alley with a landscaping business, so there’s that. Just to be clear, though, we’d really prefer Rudy Giuliani not stop by with a bunch of cameras and spout destructive fictions into them. He does that enough already.

This beer (which is a delightful stout with some cool wildflower honey) is the perfect accompaniment to schadenfreude, uncontrollable giggling/disbelief at how the line between satire and reality has disappeared, and the next meeting of your Mike McClintock fan club, because it’s really tough to understand how this whole thing wasn’t part of an episode of VEEP.